The Official Penis Sticker
If you are unsure of your penis type just unzip your pants or someone elses.
There’s nothing special going on here. Just like any other penis hangingout there in the universe but shout out to you for being an honest.
I’m not going to lie to you, most penises DO NOT come with a hashtag. It’s not normal. You may have gotten drunk and got your penis tattooed.
Okay so you DID NOT get your penis tattooed BUT you got your scrotum tattooed. It’s all good. No comment.
So you fell asleep while tanning naked. We do it all the time. Thank God you didn’t forget the sunscreen, you could have burnt your penis.
One of the most exotic penis types and most sought after in the whole universe. Right in the middle of the penis color spectrum.
The other most exotic penis type in the whole universe. Ranked #1 for being the longest out of all the other penis types ever.